Talk C0ck , Sing Song, Play Majhong
Ever since DJ lazy is back, limpek become alcholic liao. He si pek can drink one bcos he say in USA ppl drink beer like water , wahlau eh! He siao one, sunday nite ask me go drink, limpek 2molo dun have to go gangster office work isit? so i rejected him, ask him go eat dinner instead.
We went makan at geylang , after that i took a cab home. CCB, immediately when i board the cab, the LJ cab driver start talking nonstop! lim pek si pek suay, kena this kind of driver, he think i old fren wif him, CB start to talkcocksingsongplaymajhong wif me..
He buay ask me go geylang isit order $40 chicken. I buay CCB tell him i never go LSB & never go find chicken, clean clean type, but i guess he dun believe..anyway, watever lar! He LJ start boasting say when he picked up chinese PRC charboa chickens at chinatown, they sometime will ask him wannna have a fuck boh. He said some see him handsome , will fuck for free. LJ ok? fuck for free? wake up ur fucking muther lao CB idea lar, u look like moses lim, if those PRCs wanna give u a free fuck, its either they got aids or its CCB bcos they got hardcore body odour and dun have customers haha!
LJ lar, this fucker buay zhi tong one, he carried on and CB whine abt, wat else, the garment throughout the whole journey!! He say our garment is like a monarchy and we last time elect Big Lee to power,we like created a King. Then he also comment duoduo on our midget president, saying that he kena re-elected is kelong one and that he is a muppet to the garment.
He also say that the garment is actually trying to poison us wif all the water supply bcos of the cholrine content. He said now worse, becos our reserviors' water are mix with the LJ NEWater. NB lar, he CPF also can wreck, comment that the medisave shit is actually a form of compensation for the poison we drink and he only drink distill water. I was thinking u si pek very rich hor, drink distill water..fuck lar!
KNNNCCB! the whole journey back home was like listening to a one-man talkshow, limpek already show him non-verbal body language that i really not CB keen in conversation with him, he buay carry on carry on, as if nothing really matters ..Puboa lar!
I was thinking, NN, kopitams got LJ coffeeshop politicians,that one super common,everybody knows, but I never know CB CityCabz is actually also a political party who train their old LJ drivers to be politicans too!!
Lao CB, its not that u cannot talk abt garment and shit, limpek also like to comment duoduo abt them, but laozi already told u to drive faster becos i need to go back to do something (watch LJ SummerSlam on Tee Wee lar), but u still take ur CB own sweet time and drive slowly?! Fuck You lar, you wan limpek to give u a painful BodySlam onto ur LJ cab isit?!! NN!
We went makan at geylang , after that i took a cab home. CCB, immediately when i board the cab, the LJ cab driver start talking nonstop! lim pek si pek suay, kena this kind of driver, he think i old fren wif him, CB start to talkcocksingsongplaymajhong wif me..
He buay ask me go geylang isit order $40 chicken. I buay CCB tell him i never go LSB & never go find chicken, clean clean type, but i guess he dun believe..anyway, watever lar! He LJ start boasting say when he picked up chinese PRC charboa chickens at chinatown, they sometime will ask him wannna have a fuck boh. He said some see him handsome , will fuck for free. LJ ok? fuck for free? wake up ur fucking muther lao CB idea lar, u look like moses lim, if those PRCs wanna give u a free fuck, its either they got aids or its CCB bcos they got hardcore body odour and dun have customers haha!
LJ lar, this fucker buay zhi tong one, he carried on and CB whine abt, wat else, the garment throughout the whole journey!! He say our garment is like a monarchy and we last time elect Big Lee to power,we like created a King. Then he also comment duoduo on our midget president, saying that he kena re-elected is kelong one and that he is a muppet to the garment.
He also say that the garment is actually trying to poison us wif all the water supply bcos of the cholrine content. He said now worse, becos our reserviors' water are mix with the LJ NEWater. NB lar, he CPF also can wreck, comment that the medisave shit is actually a form of compensation for the poison we drink and he only drink distill water. I was thinking u si pek very rich hor, drink distill water..fuck lar!
KNNNCCB! the whole journey back home was like listening to a one-man talkshow, limpek already show him non-verbal body language that i really not CB keen in conversation with him, he buay carry on carry on, as if nothing really matters ..Puboa lar!
I was thinking, NN, kopitams got LJ coffeeshop politicians,that one super common,everybody knows, but I never know CB CityCabz is actually also a political party who train their old LJ drivers to be politicans too!!
Lao CB, its not that u cannot talk abt garment and shit, limpek also like to comment duoduo abt them, but laozi already told u to drive faster becos i need to go back to do something (watch LJ SummerSlam on Tee Wee lar), but u still take ur CB own sweet time and drive slowly?! Fuck You lar, you wan limpek to give u a painful BodySlam onto ur LJ cab isit?!! NN!
F¡яєвџяN Spit At 10:40 PM
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dun u know cabbies who luv to yak are trying to take ur attention off so that they can drive slower and make the meter jump?
I usually tell the f**ker :"I dun wanna talk. Dun talk to me" or "Can u concentrate on driving?"
;)
jus can him to shut up will do.dunnid to entertain him.hahaz.
jus tell him the truth that he is not handsome.hahaz.
Spinnee and jeanie..i dun dare to ask him shut up, wait he drive me to ulu ulu place and rape my Kar Chng how? I got no RAPEX installed in my arsehole leh !haha!
hahaha!~ ya. wait talk back dunno where he drive to even worse.
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