As UGLY As ThEY WaNNA BE...

This whole weekend has been quite busy.

Spent the whole morning cleaning my house. What the hell man, always feel that my house is dirty no matter how many fucking times i vacuum or mop it!! God damn it, dun tell me limpek suffering from OCB, must want everything to be suisui, clean clean...CB Lah!
NN, dun know y my pants all kena many white patches after throwing them in the washing machine. Si Ba Tu Lan! IceQueen, told me its because i put too much powder into the damn washing machine..now these patches look like dry sperm stains. Wahlau, i damn fedup lar..Fuck lar, manual hand wash better!

Later, i spent the rest of the hot afternoon, dipping in the pool, smoking my cigs and watching my bikinis neighbors happening in the pool. God bless me man, there are so many chio bus today, got many different kind: SQ attendants, chio newly weds ( CB wif their cannot make it laogong!), lao CB aunties, snobbish Cup- A bitches...Iyo, many many lar, count also cannot finish.
There are also the usual faggots gay looking hunks with tanned CB bodies faunting their NB 6 pacs on the bench.CCB!! you think this is a gay country club isit? wanna erect and fuck go Changi or what fuck lar, dun come here and pollute my condom house environment.

Everyweekend I cannot tahan man, there's this CB swimming coach who teach little kids in this condom house . Not that thats illegal, he buay CB also bring students from surrounding neighborhood into our condom pool! KNN lar, u think this one pubic pool eh? Fuck ur muther CB lar, everyweekend come and disturb disturb! all sorts of nonsense ppl all loitering the CB compound.

The more i think the more i TL, dun know y no one complain abt him. The fucking tenants in this condom house all CB like to raise NB issues out of nuthing one. They even CB got a fucking forum in MNS complaining abt the management and landlord..however, i cannot find any complain abt that faggot in the forum till date. Think Loa Zi gonna comment duo duo on him in the forum later.Iyo, better not talk too much abt the stupid forum, wait all my snobbish lawyers neighbors sue me until drop pants haha! Dun know y they never COMPLain abt this CB, strange..maybe he is their weekend gay orgy fren hahaha!! CCB lar.
KNN lar, dun knw when then my powerful camera is fixed, lao zi will surely snap some fotos of all my binikis, gay and CB neighbors and uplaod here.

(Nose bleed boh? This is not my neighbor, this one i also dun kwn who, my fren,dogsoup, download it from the net)

Read the papers while i was relaxing after the swim, i buay find some interesting CB shit inside. There's one NN article talking abt butts..CB, butts also good to discuss. Spore journalist si pek boh liao.

Another article talked abt that stupid Huang Na 's killer faking wat schizophrenia..Fuck U lar, pls use ur brain, u think spore law-enforcers all Jia ba bo sai pang one isit? U think they stupid and listen to ur bullshit?! Good luck to you my pal, i dun really know wats up wif you and wats ur funky relationship wif HN 's Mum. All i can say is that Satan is waiting to CB finger fuck ur arsehole with his claws for enternity when go to Hell! hahahaha!!!

The final article that caught my eyes is that CB SEXPO is coming in nov. Not that i pervert or wat. In the report, it says that spore came in second last last year on the "frequency of sex" table. Haha, wat a joke. The way i look at it, sporeans all K.S one, where got come in second last? NN, all u CBs dun act virgins ok ? Sporeans dun like to screw? Siao hua! all act innocent only, all put low low score for the survey because all want their lanjiao faces and egos to be intact! They must be thinking "If i put i fuck my partner everyday, wat will they make of me? better not put,better not put, put OTOW can liao.." KNN, wat- one- time- one- week, from my point of view, sporean luv to fuck big time.. my kollegues like to screw, my SIM frens like to do it ,so does many out there. You see the busy LSBs, ktvs and geylang streets at nite you will get it. All the PRCs, Thais and Vietnamese CBs all damn busy and sore loh...Wat spore 2nd lowest! Pui eh!, think not accurate one lar!

mmm, come think of it, whether sporeans are frequent fuckers, this is non of my business and concern..my main concern now this how to get rid of this CB swimming coach that mess up the pool every weekend. WTF.