Saturday, September 10, 2005

Vagina Monologues..wahlau eh!

Wahlau eh, so busy these few days,no time to LJ blog bcos my good fren of 15yrs, Dj Lazy , just came back from USA for good and limpek buay drink with him until siao.We like NN 2 gay person ( CB lar, limpek super straight one ,ok?!) go to harry's , asiabar , velvet and many other shit pubs with tonnes of angmoh. He fucking buay tahan and said fuck lar, USA CB so many angmohs, still bring me go see all these fucking similar faces, got spore chio hardcore women for him to happening boh? KNN, i buay show him my middle finger!! hahaha..anyway he is doing some artwork designs for NIKE shoes and apparently he is quite well known in States for that, many ppl email him via his website for orders. CCB, i dun know wat fuck he saying the whole nite regarding this lar..apparently i promise him to give free advertisement on my blog soon..fucking cock, he think my blog is a place for spam shit ? ..mmm...

Anyway, now i am at home, flipping thursday newspaper, fuck lar, these days papers daring, can write abt CBs.Wow, now got wat all sorts of CB surgery: Vaginoplasty, labioplasty, hymenoplasty..etc. when i say CB , i really mean that CB .. Fuck man, i read already b
uay turn-off, wat for women wanna go thru such extend to please their hubbys? Listen up LJ hubbys, if ur wife's fine pussy is loose or wat, its bcos you all cause one!! H.K lar, you all fuck, fuck, fuck ur wife and make them give birth to many many children then after that come say LJ comments, say wat fuck i can't feel u when i enter..CCB, if u fuck so much and ur wife give birth to many of course her cunt is not as perfect and can let 3 tonnel trucks go in and make a u-turn out!! In the papers, it stated that a 42 yr old wife say her hubby commented "sorry, i can't feel you anymore." if i were her, i will not go surgery to close up the pussy, i would ask the CB hubby.."eh, y is ur worm so small? isit thats y u can't feel me? CAN CCB, Go for LJ ENLARGEMENT BOH?!!!" hahaha!

Limpek also read awhile ago got this anti-rape device called something like RAPEX or wat fuck lar..cannot remeber. wahlan, this device must be surgically insert into the women's pussy and got hook to destroy intruder LJ..si pek er xin..but fuck, i am all for this kind of punishment for all these CB rapists. U wan shiok go Geylang order chicken lar. $40 also dun have, bluff who?!! KNN lar, i know, i know... i know u all lao CB perverts all like the thrill of seeing women getting hurt ,without paying rt?! Fuck you, understand boh?! Wait i pray to my God to chop off all ur dirty LJs then u know! hahaha!

"Tightening, Re-shaping & other things women do to look good down there..!!"- WTF lah, limpek gonna burn the newspaper and go koonz liao!!

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Blogger AG said...

wah lau eh.. your singlish very the power man. alot i nv see before one. LOL. *hails you*

Somehow I suspect that man's fragile ego wouldn't be able to take it. Will prolly commit suicide after the wife says his dick is too tiny. *sigh

But then again, his death wouldn't have been a loss to the society.

Acherlly huh, the word verification is machiam swearword lidat.

GODDAMNED CCB NSUTWOT! Lan cheow okie! :X

9:52 AM  
Blogger sÞ¡ηηєє said...

this post is f**king good!!! thumbs up!

12:27 PM  
Blogger -Jeanie. said...

"eh, y is ur worm so small? isit thats y u can't feel me? CAN CCB, Go for LJ ENLARGEMENT BOH?!!!" hahaha!

walau eh! u rox man!!! nice~

11:13 AM  
Blogger juz_A_ga| said...

we gals all support you ah!
bloody cheating husbands should all just get shot.
When I saw the gist of that article i already couldn't bear to read on. this kinda gross thing also pple wanna do. kaoz. no man life cannot go on mehz?

10:46 PM  

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