SpEaK & WRite GoOD ENGLiSH Leh.

Today i decided to take MRT to work because all my gangster Bosses will not be in the office the whole day. I can afford to be late. Wahlau eh, taking the train was NN no joke. In the morning, it was fully pack. I was like a sardine man..pack closely to those idiots CB who all got morning bad breathe and fucking B.O. Si Pek Er Xin, these ppl dun brush teeth or bathe in the morning before go out? Dun they know that some ppl sweat in their slp at nite? Fuck lar! spoil my beautiful day :(

Anyway, today in GPL, nothing much happen, alot of my collegues all chao keng act busy staring at the LCD thinking wat to have for lunch break, tea break, break break break! I am happy that no funky customers cause me problems..Heng ah...I was so CBL that i doze off!! Si Pek Song Ah..

Halfway at work, my fren, Jeremy, sms me, asked me y the language i use in this blog so boh standard, all the england grammar all wrong, all spelling anyohow...so bengish.. NNB, i didn't bother reply his sms, dun wanna waste my $. If you dun like dun read lar, simple. KNNBCCB!!! Jeremy, i know u r a very reputable teacher in a very reputable Secondary sKool here. Dun have to comment Duoduo rt. Just shut the fuck up lar!

To set the record straight, CB fren, all my essays and projects from SIM ( SPore Institute of Masturbation haha!) all scored high distinction one, u dun believe? i can fax you all the results let you see, i will ccb fax all the thick thick 10k words assignments to you until your CB fax machine explode!!! Y wanna point fingers at my writings huh? CCB u so idiot meh, you dun knw i did it on purpose one? Its a shame to call you "my fren"...sad leh!

LaoZi just dun like to associate myself with those ppl who like to slang their angmoh like nobody 's business. Its a total turn off . Why wanna pretend something that u r not? yellowskin is forever yellowskin one, no matter how many tonnes of angmoh xiao u swallow, you will still be what you are. So y not be urself, by slanging you think u all damn cool huh? Dun u know all the fucking angmohs all laughing behind all your pretendious ppl's back.. No wonder these fucking expats like to screw SPGs...Its all a joke to them.

So here i am, truly being myself, be a heartland person, using heartland language, cannot huh?Not that i Bohchi, cannot take criticism, y dun u get it? U think u so a-sai and noble huh? then delete all your porn Mpegs lar....

Hey, Jeremy:

Understand?!