Sunday, October 22, 2006

The DeFarted

Watched "THE DEFARTED" (a.k.s The Departed lar). Why i call it THE DEFARTED? It's Just that i think this cock movie is so bad, it is as bad as lousy smelly FART haha!! Once again limpek is assitch, like got 2 person told me its KNS already, but i kaykiang go and waste $ and watch it at GVmarina. But why i did it? Because i tot the storyline of the orginal H.K movie is cool. Seldom you get this kinda of storylines. Recent years, all we got are lousy jackie fuck chan senseless gongfu and not funny flicks, or WongJing 's crappy funnyless movies.

But CCB, the holywood bastards did not do justice to the LJ film leh. Infact they never do justice to all the fucking CB ASIAN movies remake. The LJ Ring, Stupid JU-On, CB Dark Water crap movies all are just like IMITATION CARBON COPY OF THE ORIGINAL..So what if your budget is bigger? That doesn't mean you can do it better!!!

Everything is repeat repeat repeat!!! from the thrash talking in cinema scene, the enevelop scene, the death scene, the roof, the deletion of file scene, lift scene..ccb, no wonder its call remake, not adaption!!fuck.

Talking about the 2 lead actors really CMI. While the HK version, the actors all talk like they are Neo from the Matrix, meaning expressing damnselves with one liner of sentences which enuff to make sense. But the Angmoh version is full of LJ loud vuigar diagloues..actually can't blame them i think, stupid ang moh american culture is like that, talk loud loud but doesn't make real fucking sense haha!!!

Leonardo DiCaprio acting career should just sink altogether with THE TITANIC back in 1997. His kangcheong spider expression is very kns....

Matt Damon worse, he CB look like a block of wood man, his acting is fucking stiff!!!! His boring Bourne Indentity movies proof that!!

Damn funny!!! many idiots in the cinema act as if the didnt Watch the orignal movie before. When the fucking Martin Sheen kena threw off the roof, like that Anthony Wong character in the HK version..many let out a loud sigh...KNN, don't you stupid cunts and dicks WATCH IT ALL BEFORE IN 2002 AND LAST SUNDAY ON MEDIACOCK CHANNEL U????!!!!!! YOU ALL DAMN GONG CBS AND LJS LAR!!! HAHAHA!!!!

Jack Nicholson is damn psycho compare to that fat fart from the original movie..I dunno why, ever since i watch Jack Nicholson as THE JOKER back in the original BatMan Movie back in 1989..I tend to associate him as pyscho THE JOKER character in every other Fuck movies he did after that..WHY? BECAUSE HE REALLY BRING OUT THE CRAZY MUTHERFUCKING JOKER CHARACTER!!!!And he got the same pyscho look in every movies he is in ever since...

Only that Mark Wahlberg( he is the rapper call Marky Mark back in the '90s) is cool in this LJ movie. WHY ? BECAUSE HE KILLED MATT DAMON IN THE FINAL MINUTE OF THE MOVIE..No he is not the bad guy, JUST FUCKING CLEANING OUT THE CLOSET I GUESS!!!!

THAT'S THE ONLY TWIST AND DIFFERENT ENDING AS COMPARE TO THE HK VERSION...

KNN, I should have just wait for the DVD lar...shit


The term 'the faithful departed' is a reference in Roman Catholicism to the belief that baptised souls who have not atoned for their sins will be unable to attain to grace without prayer and the sacrifice of the Mass. Without these the departed are believed to reside in Purgatory. This is similar to the Hong Kong version's original name in that both bear religious connotations.

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Blogger Who? said...

Thot I told u its bad??? Give me dvd I also wont touch it!

4:31 AM  
Blogger Come in!!!!! said...

wahahha next time before i watch anything i better call you..wahhahahahahahahahhahaa

6:55 PM  
Blogger DK said...

Really very bad huh?

Then I think I save my money then. :D

9:43 PM  
Blogger Old Beng said...

So, you rant all the way through the whole bloody show? Aiyo, so pathetic, you should have saved the money and buy me kopi instead :))))

9:11 AM  
Blogger NA said...

Uhm, for the movie The Matrix (English version), it is the cinematisation of a philosophical line of thought.

So after having come into contact with some of these works (like those written by Baudrillard and Bauman), the movie is really a very shortened version of what will have become an established philosophical tradition.

Anyway, the matrix may seems crappy and annoyingly long to some, but the ideas it is trying to bring across is not crap.

At least to those who manage to catch it.

My own 2 cents' worth =)

10:05 AM  

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