Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Xia Lan Tea LAdy

Lately, there's a new tea lady that take over the old hag that quitted. OMG, this lao woman is damn screwed. She CCB comment duo duo alot on alot of shit. In short, she Knn, like to complain alot.

WTF, i heard that this auntie at home used to have a maid one, she is quite well to do, jia ba boh sia pang come to my LJ office to pass time nia. I don't get it, she so eng and got $ , why not let other poor people take the job instead. To her, LJ $800/mth is PEanuts but to others, this might mean Alot. LJ lar, this is a strange world.

So, with her Tai Tai attitude, you tell me lar, sure got problems right?! U bet.

That day, she knn, while i was throwing away my kopi cup into a garbage bin in the pantry, she stopped me! She said rudely : "helo, MR, your Kopi finish or not, don't throw unfinish drink into the bin, the trash bag will be too dirty and heavy, I can't carry it and it will tear.." KNNBCCB!, i was thinking, you die liao, talk to FireBurn like that, so i said" Not, finish, i go basin pour the kopi away...". Haha, i purposely pour the LJ kopi into the CB basin and she gotta do extra work to clean and scrub the kopi stain away..serve her right keke!!

You might think limpek is so childish, So what?! Don't tell me you people are so righteous and kind hearted and never have such evil thoughts of tekaning or bullying people you hate or dislike? People, mia kay and act virgins , ok?!!! Anway, my concern is that if other Tea Ladies in the past got no issue with that for so many years, WHy the fuck you KPKB?! If you scare dirty, don't work as a Tea Lady lar, never ask you wash LJ and CBs Toilets very good already, You don't know how dirty our knn company Toilets are, Got stupid sale manager that don't flush toilets everytime he pee,[ yes i finally caught the culprit("Toilet-Trained")..I hope his twin sons don't grow up just like him, so animalistic!], Got girls that Lao Sai all over the floor also ( That happened once! CCB, heard the carnage she did on the toilet floor is quite bad, bad smell too hahaha!).


Then that day, after our financial closing, My CB bosses order tonnes of pizzas for us, because of OT. After eating, we all dump the boxes to the garbage bin again..WTF, the next day, when she open it, she KPKB to my langgar face colleague and commented that "WHy you all throw here?! So full how i clear?" I don't know what my colleague answer her. If for me, i sure answer : " don't throw here, throw WHERE?". CCB, isit my problem if you gotta clear the rubbish, thats your job right?! NNB, i don't know what she wants man.

THis Lao CB also commented to my langgar face colleagues that many of us like never greet her back when she said good the morning to us..Fuck you lar, you this kind of personality, who wanna fuck care you? Only maybe those lao aunties in other departments will connect with you..Cb, cb lar.

Beloved Tea Lady Auntie, pls lar , dun be so xia lan ( although i know you got none of it, haha!), just stay home shake your CB Legs and play Fucking Mahjong, Don't come here and torment people..especially limpek lately fucking stress at work, if i cannot take it i sure let out all the KNNBPCCB swear words at you if you step on my tail at the wrong time, when the day comes, don't blame me that i never give you CB face..Fuck.

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"When a person is wrapped up in themselves, they make a very small parcel..."

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Blogger Jad [Alt] Kaizer said...

Hmm. The wrong person for the wrong job. But judging from her attitude, I bet that auntie will 'beh tahan' and quit within a very short time...

1:07 AM  
Blogger sÞ¡ηηєє said...

usually females at her age who work as tea ladies/cleaners are very quick tempered. also, hormone imbalance cause all the shit out of their mouth.

too bad.. respect is to be earned, not asked......she can wait super long with her current attitude that anyone will not create more work for her....

9:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my office toilet cleaner very lor sor...she will complain to anyone who went to the toilet while she's cleaning it... aiyo!

usually i will stop and entertain her awhile lah.. haha

11:27 AM  
Blogger ~IceQueen~ said...

wa... this tea lady really really very xia lan.. but it's ok la, always remember what goes around, comes around. :) and hey thx for accompanying this poor soul for lunch today..

1:52 PM  
Blogger Sexual Innuendo said...

This is funny sia. So rich still wanna work as tea lady then kpkb. I suggest you pay $800 to her maid to come work as the tea lady instead. Might be a better choice.

8:26 PM  
Blogger dandan...™ said...

hahahaa..ur tea lady behaved abit like mine!! hahahaa..
But I also dun care la..infront of her, I juz dumped watever I wan to dump into the dustbin! U'R RIGHT! "DUN THROW HERE, THROW WHERE?"
I guess she cannot last more den 3 months la..this kinda of taitai work for fun only..
cannot take it will auto go back to their caves de la..

I think u r plainly unlucky ley..
got laggar colleagues..now came a xia-lan tea lady to annoy u..ahaha..not a very good life in office I guess...

12:07 AM  

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