Spoil Market.
See lar, langgar faces, knnbccb ! Wear skimpy dresses to work everyday somemore lar, Fucking PCBs, now our beloved HR shoot official "letter" to address you CBs liao:
1.1 OBJECTIVE
Clients form quick impression of by the way we carry ourselves and our personal grooming / appearance. ( ya, right, my foot!)
We must do our very best to “look the part” as we serve our clients daily. (fuck you!!!)
As far as the clients is concerned you are the Company and that is why the following suggestions on personal appearance are offered to help instil a uniform and minimal standard of conformance by all staff. (ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............)
1.2 POLICY
All staff are expected to be neat in personal appearance at all times. (fei hua!)
This policy is part of the Code of Conduct for compliance by all. Managers are required to be exemplary and to ensure staff under their charge comply with this policy. Any non conformance will result in appropriate disciplinary action being instituted against the employee concerned including dismissal. (WTF!)
1.3 DRESS CODE
The first commandment of good dress for the office is DO NOT OVERDRESS.
Dress code must be smart and presentable. If staff are non-compliance on these standards. Managers are to ask them to go back and change. (??!!!!)
Female Employees
All female employees are expected to dress with a sense of propriety and refinement. The basic office wardrobe include dresses, suits and other clothings that fit properly in good taste and proper length for the office. (fuck lar, stupid langgar faces' wardrobe full of off color spagethetti straps!!CMI!!!!!!)
Pantsuits are permitted provided these are business-like in appearance.( some of my auntie langgar faces coworkers wear until like go market do marketing kind!!! like spore kena flood , must wear 3 quarter pants!!! ugly like fuck!!)
Culottes, shorts, slacks, faded & torn jeans, overly fanciful/coloured T-shirts, Mid-riff clothing, tights, Sandals, Slippers, Sports shoes are not permitted. ( this is what those KNN langgar faces fancy!!!)
Male Employees
All male office employees are required to dress in proper office attire. Long / short sleeve shirts with collar and tailored trousers and tie where applicable.
Overly fanciful/colored T-shirt, Faded and torn jeans, Sports shoes, sandals and slippers are not permitted for office wear. (cannot wear sports shoes on friday? then wear what fuck footwear?!!!)
Dress down on Fridays
All staff who are provided with specially designed Corporate T-shirts are to put on these dressings on Fridays UNLESS you have appointment that require you to be formally dressed.
(the CB corp t-shirt is damn er xin ..wear already look like stupid factory workers!! damn...)
1.4 HAIR STYLE
An office employee’s hairdo should be becoming and yet not extreme. Untidy or extreme hair arrangements are not proper. The hair should be kept clean, brushed and well combed so that it looks neat and tidy.
Male Employees
The hair styles of male employees should look clean, combed and neatly trimmed. The length of hair must not hang over the collar.
Side burns should be well trimmed and neat.
Should any employee wishes to keep moustache, he may do so provided it is kept trim and neat in appearance. All male employees are expected to be clean shaven.
(CCB, limpek like in army!!!!!! )
NNB, these langgar faces really, really spoil market. Now every idiots will have to dress like a nerd especially on fridays. Now the argument put forth by these langgar faces is that those fatty pom pom HR executive bitches are jealous because the got no SHENG CAI to wear so skimpy everyfuck day in office because of their outa shape figure, so they get the HR director to come up with this memo to "REVENGE"!!!! WELL, FireBurn say FUCK U ALL LAR!!! YOU ALL WANT TO HAVE "FATTY POM POM BITCHES" VS. "LANGGAR FACES" CATFIGHTS/WARS, LEAVE LIMPEK OUTA IT!!!!
1.1 OBJECTIVE
Clients form quick impression of by the way we carry ourselves and our personal grooming / appearance. ( ya, right, my foot!)
We must do our very best to “look the part” as we serve our clients daily. (fuck you!!!)
As far as the clients is concerned you are the Company and that is why the following suggestions on personal appearance are offered to help instil a uniform and minimal standard of conformance by all staff. (ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............)
1.2 POLICY
All staff are expected to be neat in personal appearance at all times. (fei hua!)
This policy is part of the Code of Conduct for compliance by all. Managers are required to be exemplary and to ensure staff under their charge comply with this policy. Any non conformance will result in appropriate disciplinary action being instituted against the employee concerned including dismissal. (WTF!)
1.3 DRESS CODE
The first commandment of good dress for the office is DO NOT OVERDRESS.
Dress code must be smart and presentable. If staff are non-compliance on these standards. Managers are to ask them to go back and change. (??!!!!)
Female Employees
All female employees are expected to dress with a sense of propriety and refinement. The basic office wardrobe include dresses, suits and other clothings that fit properly in good taste and proper length for the office. (fuck lar, stupid langgar faces' wardrobe full of off color spagethetti straps!!CMI!!!!!!)
Pantsuits are permitted provided these are business-like in appearance.( some of my auntie langgar faces coworkers wear until like go market do marketing kind!!! like spore kena flood , must wear 3 quarter pants!!! ugly like fuck!!)
Culottes, shorts, slacks, faded & torn jeans, overly fanciful/coloured T-shirts, Mid-riff clothing, tights, Sandals, Slippers, Sports shoes are not permitted. ( this is what those KNN langgar faces fancy!!!)
Male Employees
All male office employees are required to dress in proper office attire. Long / short sleeve shirts with collar and tailored trousers and tie where applicable.
Overly fanciful/colored T-shirt, Faded and torn jeans, Sports shoes, sandals and slippers are not permitted for office wear. (cannot wear sports shoes on friday? then wear what fuck footwear?!!!)
Dress down on Fridays
All staff who are provided with specially designed Corporate T-shirts are to put on these dressings on Fridays UNLESS you have appointment that require you to be formally dressed.
(the CB corp t-shirt is damn er xin ..wear already look like stupid factory workers!! damn...)
1.4 HAIR STYLE
An office employee’s hairdo should be becoming and yet not extreme. Untidy or extreme hair arrangements are not proper. The hair should be kept clean, brushed and well combed so that it looks neat and tidy.
Male Employees
The hair styles of male employees should look clean, combed and neatly trimmed. The length of hair must not hang over the collar.
Side burns should be well trimmed and neat.
Should any employee wishes to keep moustache, he may do so provided it is kept trim and neat in appearance. All male employees are expected to be clean shaven.
(CCB, limpek like in army!!!!!! )
NNB, these langgar faces really, really spoil market. Now every idiots will have to dress like a nerd especially on fridays. Now the argument put forth by these langgar faces is that those fatty pom pom HR executive bitches are jealous because the got no SHENG CAI to wear so skimpy everyfuck day in office because of their outa shape figure, so they get the HR director to come up with this memo to "REVENGE"!!!! WELL, FireBurn say FUCK U ALL LAR!!! YOU ALL WANT TO HAVE "FATTY POM POM BITCHES" VS. "LANGGAR FACES" CATFIGHTS/WARS, LEAVE LIMPEK OUTA IT!!!!
"You're just a copy of an Imitation"
F¡яєвџяN Spit At 12:12 AM
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Dude, you have my fullest sympathy ha ha ha...worse than schooling time.
Wah lao, machiam Army like that. Imagine your manager as your RSM and breathing down your back checking your hair and appearance. Good thing is, no Extra duties here. Haha.
Jokes aside, those langgar faces will spoil things for everyone. Just hope you can find a way out there.
got uniform or not? HR talk so much!! Diu!!
wah.. even sideburn wan to interfere ah!!
poor ting..
Guess ur company's gals too free is it? Like that also want to fight? But i guess everywhere is the same.. Gals will compare n always wanted to be the prettiest the most sexy one... blah blah blah... Guys i petty u all but thats women lah...
ahahahh i seriously can't stop laughing at this policy...!! omg..
anyway the fri dress down sucks! now it's macham by force to wear that t-shirt ah??? haahhaah u better put clothes in office to change out when off work bah ;)
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It is cencourage not be over-angry and stress in order to maintain good health.
Good employees always kena 'punished' because of some wise-cracks who like to stir up trouble, sometimes forcing the employer to create rules that apply across the board!
y so many regulations 1? Heng I wear uniform.. haha
sorry very long never read your blog, have been busy. =)
haha.. good luck with the langgar faces in your office. soon they'll distribute socks with your company logo on it. haha!
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