InSiDe ThE WoRLd Of .....

Finally, got a new chio bu that's born again in the Blogging Covenant:
~InSiDe ThE WoRLd Of IceQueeN~

Been listening to Alice in Chains 's "No Excuses" lately at night..Remebered how back in '95 when the great Grunge music era was so special to me. Back then, I is the CB fucking stress with polytechnic assignments and shit, only these music and RedRain kept me sane. This form of music also taught me that there are simply no Rules in playing and writing music,: fuck structures, fuck lyrics, fuck guitar solos, fuck standard E tunning! During the period of '95 to '99, I wrote like 2 notebooks full of music and songs that till date, it never seen the LJ daylight. Anyway, not even my band now understand what these songs meant to me, so i never throw it at their faces in the studio these days.

Anyway, enuff of talking about my stupid little life as a teenager...CCB, Clone send me this shit today, si beh funny:

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY : COMPANY POLICY

Dress Code -
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore, you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better so that you may buy nicer clothes; therefore, you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are where you need to be and therefore, you do not need a raise.

Sick Days -
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Surgery -
Operations are banned. As long as you are employed here, you need all your organs. Do not consider having anything removed. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.

Personal Days -
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

Bereavement Leave -
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Toilet Use -
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a photograph will be taken. After your second offense, your
picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break -
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

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Just finish watching Hostel & The hills have eyes (both are standard gore shit, after awhile it gets Zzzzzzzz...) . Also finish watching FireWall & Inside Man ( Inside Man is good but i heard the spore version, many parts the LJ dialogue in the movies kena censored until CMI...).

Gonna get my hands on more new movies....

" the absence of good is evil "