THe StUPid MytH
I damn bohliao enuff to go watch Jackie Chan's new flick. His stunts not bad, but old liao, now not as daredevil as last time his 80's movies. The babes in movies as usual are all "flower vases"..storyline So-So..the special effects, wahlau eh, KNS!! haha,
Anyway spoiler ahead:
Jackie Chan plays Jack, an archeologist who repeatedly dreams about a white dress lady played by Kim Hee-Seon. Leung Ka-Fai plays William, a scientist who is searching for some mysterious stone.
William invited Jack to a place called Emperor's Sand, where they discovered an ancient place. Inside the place, there is a coffin floating in midair and a painting showing that white dress lady. William removes a stone from the altar and the coffin falls to the ground immediately. Some tomb guardians appear and try to get the stone back. While fighting these guardians, Jack falls down a waterfall. He is then woke up by a dancer, Princess Samantha, played by Mallika Sherawat. Despite her invitation,
Jack decided to leave and continue his search for that white
dress lady. Jack and William then go back to the valley of the waterfalls by helicopter and eventually discover a time tunnel, which is connected with a floating palace. At the palace, Jack finally meets the white dress lady. She is actually a Koguryian princess who has been waiting for her lover, a general of The First Emperor of China (also played by Jackie Chan) for over two millenniums (CCB lar, the Koguryian princess actually took the LJ Immortal Pill that belongs to Qin Emperor, thats why she is still fucking alive until now ...wahlau eh, like that also can,si pek stupid.) Meanwhile William starts robbing the place and accidentally disabled the magic which keeps the place floating...
Shit lar, i should have watched Russian director Timbor Bekmambetov adaptation of " NIGHT WATCH "...
Anyway spoiler ahead:
Jackie Chan plays Jack, an archeologist who repeatedly dreams about a white dress lady played by Kim Hee-Seon. Leung Ka-Fai plays William, a scientist who is searching for some mysterious stone.
William invited Jack to a place called Emperor's Sand, where they discovered an ancient place. Inside the place, there is a coffin floating in midair and a painting showing that white dress lady. William removes a stone from the altar and the coffin falls to the ground immediately. Some tomb guardians appear and try to get the stone back. While fighting these guardians, Jack falls down a waterfall. He is then woke up by a dancer, Princess Samantha, played by Mallika Sherawat. Despite her invitation,
Jack decided to leave and continue his search for that white dress lady. Jack and William then go back to the valley of the waterfalls by helicopter and eventually discover a time tunnel, which is connected with a floating palace. At the palace, Jack finally meets the white dress lady. She is actually a Koguryian princess who has been waiting for her lover, a general of The First Emperor of China (also played by Jackie Chan) for over two millenniums (CCB lar, the Koguryian princess actually took the LJ Immortal Pill that belongs to Qin Emperor, thats why she is still fucking alive until now ...wahlau eh, like that also can,si pek stupid.) Meanwhile William starts robbing the place and accidentally disabled the magic which keeps the place floating...
Shit lar, i should have watched Russian director Timbor Bekmambetov adaptation of " NIGHT WATCH "...
F¡яєвџяN Spit At 8:00 AM
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hahahaha.... u have to think abt her... never mind la... at least u watched something, right?
i thot of watching this movie but after reading your spoiler, thot maybe should save the money
Spinnee: ya u r rt, must think abt her first.
Midnight: u think JC can be a good director? mmm..
Hiao auntie: Dun watch lar, watch for VCD..haha
yah.. quite diappointed with the show.. tink the part whereby Jackie jumping from stones to stones quite fake.. hehe
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