F¡яєвџяN Chornicles: "14072003" Monday
I remember clearly on that fateful day 4 years ago.
It was my first day at work. Putting on the now rotten long gone blue shirt. funky tie and pleated pants all ready to attend work for the first day.
Like any idiots new to the 5 towers building that i am heading to, i didn't know that i can take a shuttle bus opp Capitol to my new work place. So i walk some distance from the MRT station to the office..i was stupid and didnt know that from tower to tower i can take the basement route which saves me a great deal of walking..in the fucking end, i reached office around 850Am..i was god damn it 5 min late! And i was panting and alittle sweaty and arggghhh..kang cheong !!!
I saw my new colleague, IQ, who was also starting work on the same day as me, seating at the recep. This is a person that in the coming years became my good fren and battle warrior at work against the LANGGAR FACES BITCHES. At first glance, i thought she ain't local, skinny..Usually i don't have the mentality to start a conversation with a total stranger..so while we were seated at the pantry..i ask the first question..something like : YOu from local U? NTU?..and she replied...so slowly slowly we talk alittle alittle more...I guess we were all trying to be polite to one another haha!
Back in the office, Mr Propaganda, assigned our seats. IQ was given a seat with the gen pop outside with the langgar faces
idiots. Mr Propaganda said this to me.."You are late, so u seat inside"...knn, i was assigned to a cramp small seat besides my future Old Piggie Buddy. I shared my seat with another idiot Colleague, the Quoter,on my left. She will be a pain in the ass for me for the rest of the following year...more of that later!!!
So the new birds, which were us, was shown around..shaking LJ hands with a milllion people that i am totally cluless what or who they were.
I remember this: When i was back at my seat before lunch, My Buddy, the Old Piggie.. FLASH her BRA at me while reaching for some CNY goodies ontop of the cupboard..SHE said..i am gonna throw them away...so many months liao..no one eat!! OMG!!! At the moment..i wasn't thinking about the goodies..i was thinking...how come she dress so SKIMPY One? Flash her half balls at me still don't think its werid...hm... THis is her..and in the coming years i get to enjoy lots of "free show" haha!!
Forget to mention..how i kena offer the job, all thanks to my army mate, Lorryduck, who indirectly, help me get the job by putting in a few good words to Mr Propaganda. He wasn't around when i started work, he was on reservist..HE and the Langgar Queen has some big fucking war going on...It was kinda weird for me and it was to my disadvantage because the Langgar Queen , was a "queen" with great influential power among the langgar faces idiots. As such, they know i am Lorryduck's friends so thney kinda shunned me.
That to me,at that time...ITS FUCKING FINE...BECAUSE I AM A WHAT I AM, I WON'T BEG TO BE IN A GANG OR WHAT...But i must say over the next few years..i also started to become a little fakie..well, thats the PRice to Play the Game..!haha..To safeguard my personal interest in a way.
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...I am so tired now, i will defintely jot down my major happenings at my current workplace before i say byebye in a months time...Gonna put down all the sweet and bad that happened to me before my memory fails me...
Good nite for now.
It was my first day at work. Putting on the now rotten long gone blue shirt. funky tie and pleated pants all ready to attend work for the first day.
Like any idiots new to the 5 towers building that i am heading to, i didn't know that i can take a shuttle bus opp Capitol to my new work place. So i walk some distance from the MRT station to the office..i was stupid and didnt know that from tower to tower i can take the basement route which saves me a great deal of walking..in the fucking end, i reached office around 850Am..i was god damn it 5 min late! And i was panting and alittle sweaty and arggghhh..kang cheong !!!
I saw my new colleague, IQ, who was also starting work on the same day as me, seating at the recep. This is a person that in the coming years became my good fren and battle warrior at work against the LANGGAR FACES BITCHES. At first glance, i thought she ain't local, skinny..Usually i don't have the mentality to start a conversation with a total stranger..so while we were seated at the pantry..i ask the first question..something like : YOu from local U? NTU?..and she replied...so slowly slowly we talk alittle alittle more...I guess we were all trying to be polite to one another haha!
Back in the office, Mr Propaganda, assigned our seats. IQ was given a seat with the gen pop outside with the langgar faces
idiots. Mr Propaganda said this to me.."You are late, so u seat inside"...knn, i was assigned to a cramp small seat besides my future Old Piggie Buddy. I shared my seat with another idiot Colleague, the Quoter,on my left. She will be a pain in the ass for me for the rest of the following year...more of that later!!!So the new birds, which were us, was shown around..shaking LJ hands with a milllion people that i am totally cluless what or who they were.
I remember this: When i was back at my seat before lunch, My Buddy, the Old Piggie.. FLASH her BRA at me while reaching for some CNY goodies ontop of the cupboard..SHE said..i am gonna throw them away...so many months liao..no one eat!! OMG!!! At the moment..i wasn't thinking about the goodies..i was thinking...how come she dress so SKIMPY One? Flash her half balls at me still don't think its werid...hm... THis is her..and in the coming years i get to enjoy lots of "free show" haha!!
Forget to mention..how i kena offer the job, all thanks to my army mate, Lorryduck, who indirectly, help me get the job by putting in a few good words to Mr Propaganda. He wasn't around when i started work, he was on reservist..HE and the Langgar Queen has some big fucking war going on...It was kinda weird for me and it was to my disadvantage because the Langgar Queen , was a "queen" with great influential power among the langgar faces idiots. As such, they know i am Lorryduck's friends so thney kinda shunned me.
That to me,at that time...ITS FUCKING FINE...BECAUSE I AM A WHAT I AM, I WON'T BEG TO BE IN A GANG OR WHAT...But i must say over the next few years..i also started to become a little fakie..well, thats the PRice to Play the Game..!haha..To safeguard my personal interest in a way.
...................................................
...I am so tired now, i will defintely jot down my major happenings at my current workplace before i say byebye in a months time...Gonna put down all the sweet and bad that happened to me before my memory fails me...
Good nite for now.
F¡яєвџяN Spit At 3:45 AM
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