The Three Little Pigs

Once upon a time there were three little Langgar Faced pigs and the time came for them to leave home and seek their fortunes.

Before they left, their mother told them " Whatever you do , do it the best ,meaning you should fucking backstab and badmouth people in your office.. because that's the way to get along in the world."

The first little pig, also known as Langgar MM, built her career by being "Ms frankie" and also by bullying the weaker and newer colleauges, by spitting scarasm.. because it was the easiest thing to do.

The second little pig, also known as Langgar Shortie MiniME, built her career by being "Ms Righteous", by spitting god's grace infront of people, but bad mouth and have ill feelings of others in her dirt mind. This little pig is abit stronger than the first pig in terms of personality..angmoh speaking, Coldplay, U2 playing in IPod always...fuck her fake personality anyway.

The third little pig , also known as the LowProfile Langgar PiG, she built her career by being a quiet leader, keeping low profile by spitting crap and untruthness about people she hardly know. She is the protege of the long gone LANGGAR QUEEN. This little pig is the strongest ..why? because she is the prettiest and the most fuckable bitch among the three. Her comments are most deadly because she seldom speak ill of others, but when she open her fuck mouth...all hell breaks loose! knn.

One night the big bad WEREWOLF,also known as FIREBURN, who dearly loved to eat and destroy little langgar piggies, came along and saw the first little pig in resting on her office desk, because she is so tired after finishing her pyschology thesis in office, yes in office.! He said "Let me in, Let me in, little pig or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your fucking brains off!"

"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin", said the little Langgar MM pig.

But of course the big bad WEREWOLF did blow her fucking brains off and ate her.

The Big bad WEREWOLF then came to the Langgar Shortie MiniME piggie...

"Let me in ,Let me in little pig or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your fucking holy brains off " "Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin", said the second little pig. But the WEREWOLF blew her fucking pea brains off too, and ate the second little pig.

The WEREWOLF then came to the last pig. She being the most "harmless" looking piggie, put on a smile and ask ; "what you want?". The big bad WEREWOLF didn't say much..just one sentence:

" THIS IS YOUR FUCKING KARMA BY TALKING NONSENSE!"

The Big bad WEREWOLF then anal torture the LowProfile Langgar PiG and break her into pieces, before eating her and spit out the bones!

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I have no remorse by having ill feelings for you people, because you people are no BETTER than me..NOW THAT I KNOW YOU BETTER, I HATE YOU PEOPLE EVEN MORE..I DUNNO WHY..I THINK IT WILL TAKE A ZILLION YEARS FOR YOU PEOPLE TO LOVE ME, THE SAME GOES FOR ME..

"I’m so sick of the tension... sick of the hunger
Sick of you acting like I owe you this
Find another place ..to feed your greed
While I find a place to rest"