Funky Monk

Was walking back from LJ lunch the other day. Saw an Ah-Neh waving at me near my office block. So being the NB kind soul, I ask him what he wants. I thought that he was asking for stupid CB direction to go to certain buildings. You see, over at my side here, sometimes got alot of Ah nehs, MYYs, TKC [ Tiong Kok Cai] asking for directions to dunno go where to do dunno what what..CCB!!

KNNB, today this well dress Ah-Neh is no direction seeker man, he , to me is a typical religious conman! This is CCB what happened:

After I asked him what he wants, he buay start shaking my LJ hand and say " today, you are so very blessed by God"..Then he show me a photo of him wearing some CB robe in some CB temple and he look levtiated...and tell me he is a monk from some donkey part in India. KNN, i look at the photo, wahlau, photoshop edited one mah..somemore show me he is like floating...ayt this point, i decided to hear what rubbish he gotta say and play along.

He said that he is very pleased to see me today and this year i will be very bless by god...CCB, i was thinking, what cock dog you is talking about man...fuck!!!

Then he buay take out a piece of crumbled paper rolled up in a ball and ask me to hold on my hand..after that he buay ask me a string of CB questions, he asked me my name, date of birth, favourite colour...i KNN buay tell him all the fake info...then he buay write them all down on his organiser..ccb...monk in business attire and carry a LJ organiser...WTF right?! Then he buay say God is making me lucky today and asked me to look at the stupid crumbled piece of rolled up paper in my hand...WTH!!!! all the fake details are written on it!!! Knn, i was thinking, this guy must have know some LJ magic trick lar...i am not shock by this xiao pi miao magic kungfu, because i saw my good friend, ET, did something similiar before...TMD!!!

After he see me like not inpressed with his little trick, he buay hand me a pill that look like a MENTOS and ask me to put on my forehead and said he will bless me with MORE good luck...at this point, i think i had enuff fun with him liao, then i said:"OH MAN, I rushing for time, i GTG"...Just before i walk away, he popped the question...He said :" You know, although you are very blessed this year, you are not free from sickness and blah blah blah...and if you take a look at these kids in the photo, i really need you to HELP THEM, SO THAT GOD KNOWS YOU DID GOOD AND WILL CONTINUE TO BLESS YOU..."

KNNBPCB!!! At this point i really very TL liao, i just said: " I never bring wallet..". Then he buay reply :" nevermind, $10 or $20 also can..." I was thinking, CCB, go fly kite lar!!, I answered back:" You want $? is this what's its all about?! I am not giving you anything..." then i walk off...as i walk off, he said" next time i see you, then you help me and give me the $$..." FUCKKKKKKK!! YEAH RIGHT!! CB STUPID FUCKING AH-NEH LJ FUNKY MONK!!

I wonder how many idiots were conned by this funky monk that day...I LJ relate this shit happenings to my Boss and he buay said..."Why you never ask him for four numbers to buy 4D?....I was like....WTF...:[


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"There are no monks in my band
There are no saints in this land
I'll be doin' all I can
If I die an honest man"- Funk Monks '91