The Curse of the Golden Toa NEh NEh!!!

WTF, was readng papers sayin' the new ZYM directed movie got many toa neh nehs..so limpek went to watch. Wahlan, Fucking FULL House wor..knnb! True enuff..in the first few minutes..i was greeted with about....say 50 nehnehs..they are right smack into my face..left right centre hahaha!!!knn.Almost 90% of the movie got toa neh nehs...from the auntie GONGLI empress to the LJ palace maids..wahlau eh, what an eyeful..like watching softporn xia!!! Actually see more i wanna puke!

The storyline..omg..is very the funky:

"Mother fuck son, son fuck sister, father try to poison mother, mother get son to help coup, in the end every fuck bodies die"

JayChou sucked at acting, his stone fuck face is damn CMI...He should just stick to music man..His face is forever so xia lan, he got this veri kiam pa face haha!!!Oh yes..one good thing about him in the movie..is that i finally see this fucker speak properly!!! He knn, is forever mumbling when talking..check out all this stupid interviews and awards acceptance speech,,TMD, he always talk like got Lam Pa in this mouth!!!

CYF 's chinese is also very the er xin, but his acting skills is very power, but all his holywood movies all suck balls to the max..wad ReplacemENt Killers lar, wad BulletProof LJ Monk lar...all flop flop flop!!!

GongLi, wahlau, this one worse, so typical old Tong Kok Cai..so old liao, her is the CURSE OF THE GOLDEN SLAGGY LAO NEH NEH haha!!!!

Seriously man, i am not that shallow to go watch wad fucking clevages when i enter the cinema, but because i know ZYM 's recent chinese movies all got happening fight scenes and twists in the storyline..so FireBurn go watch..wahlau eh ...the ending really is DUH?!!!????!!

Well overall score for the movie : 10/10 for the amount of Nehs Nehs haha!!

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