Thursday, June 29, 2006

AD0Re

I am so happy today. why? Because i think that i am living in such a good lovley country and that i am loving every minute of it living HERE.

First off, i am so happy to be in a MRT full of people that smell so good, especially those cute little plump people that have natural nice scent from their bodies. Their beautiful scent really makes my day ;P

My favourite MRt stations are B.k and L.I. Whenever i go to the former station, i am greeted by many favourite majority that stays there. Their presence really makes me feel so fortunated. Wonder why the our foolsball team 3 quater of them are made up of this majority , and wonder why most local bands are made up by this majority? Because they everyday don't need to work, just seat at the voiddeck and strum guitar and play foolsball I LOVE THEM!!! I envy them!! Why can't i be like them, amke spore proud. I call them Majority because they are so COOL and important to the image of our country. THe Way they carry their Hip Hop fashion along the streets of O.Rd really makes me feel Please..too bad, i can never be like them.:(

Whenever i go to the L.i MRT station that i mentioned earlier, i am so proud of THEM!! why? Because, the way they rush in and out of the train shows that they have sense of urgency. The way they rush home or to work is just like the mad scene you will get in MRT stations like RP, C.H and TP. Just today, i was able to seat beside one in the MRT station. He smells GOOD!!!! I wanted so much to talk to him, to ask him where they purchase their oil perfume, i wanna buy some for my family members, so that i have that smell all day all nite at home. On my way home, on the bus, i was greeted by another, he came to seat besides me. I tell you, this time his oil perfume is even more Nice!! more appealing than the guy i met earlier.Nice nice nice!!!

They also very creative you know, now Superman is back, they also have their own super hero that flies around LPS and jumping around S.River saving lives. How cool is that, I wanna be superhero and save people also cannot. They also are very creative bunch of people, they serenade all the coconut trees in Asia with their song and dance in their movies too!! Very GOOD!! Holywood blockbusters movies should learn from them, get Braddy Pitt or Tommy Cruise to dance and sing around the coconut trees..but wait, i think over there, don't have coconut trees, hmm...palm trees i think also can lar!

Last but not least, i think the expats is the best! Their attitudes towards people here is so kind. They way they bed our SPG , wow, all these SPGs must be having a good time in bed with their long hard dicks outa hell. The way they delegate their work in office is also superb. They believe in empowerment, meaning, they don't really have to work, just seat there and let us, the minority, to do the work. Oh man, i wanna be an expat too.. So good, free house, free car, free fuck. Haiz, dream on lar i say. Okie, since i cant be like them , so i hang out at balacava, icecoldbeer and other expats, foreign infested pubs to BE WITH THEM!!! To look at them, to copy their style, because i got no style!!!

Well, I am really blessed to be living here. Don't you? Don't you simply ADORE them? I do, i don't know about you...


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"It has to start somewhere
It has to start sometime
What better place than here
What better time than now"-The Guerilla Radio

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Blogger sÞ¡ηηєє said...

*haha* good one. *thumbsup*

9:40 AM  
Blogger chartao said...

well, this is so cool...

i tot the majority in the 3 para is the "soccer team players", then read on then i realise they're "jurong FC players!!!"

nevertheless, i applause and raise hand and leg in agreement!

10:52 AM  
Blogger dandan...™ said...

Lolz..
I guess u feel the opposite, don't u?
haha..
Its so nice to vent ur anger in this way..
I also wan to learn..

11:38 AM  
Blogger Adrenaline said...

yah! i feel so "fortunate" to be living here also leh.

12:40 PM  
Blogger The Butterfly said...

so i guess u love Mustafa Shopping Centre too!

10:34 PM  

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